It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around (sort of), as Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike Delfino, until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber. Also, Mike breaks into a neighbors house and is shot and tries to hide it from Susan.
Meanwhile, after reconciling their relationship, Bree discovers something new about her husband Rex when it comes to his sexual needs.
Meanwhile;Lynette's cranky and lonely old neighbor accuses the Scavo twins of thievery as Lynette tries her best to handle the situation. Lastly, Gabrielle's work adventures continue as she gets a gig as a mattress model for the "Siesta King".
original airdate--February 13,2005 rating--22.30 million
music--Theme song--"Desperate Housewives" by Danny Elfman
Goofs-- Lynette's youngest son has a shaved head in the beginning of the episode, however during the scene outside with Mike, his hair is much longer. When he goes back inside to get punishment from Lynette, his head is shaved again.