Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty to enjoy the benefits of the soldiers's discount. When war breaks out later that same day, Leela too decides to join the all-male ranks, under the guise of Lee Lemon, and creates quite a stir for her leader, Zapp Brannigan.

original airdate-- November 26,2000

opening subtitle--General Sherman's words "War Is Hell"

opening cartoon--Felix the Cat in "Neptune Nonsense"

Trivia--The Earthicans used positron shooters against the Spheroids.