Conjoined Fetus Lady
Episode 5 of 18 within Season Two. Item 19 of 289 overall.
Production number 205.
David R. Goodman - Writer
Trey Parker - Writer
Matt Stone - Writer
Trey Parker - Director
19 votes

Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware.

Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

original airdate--June 03,1998

network: Comedy Central

music--theme music performed by the band Primus

  1. "Conjoined Twin Song" by Trey Parker
  2. "Dodgeball Song" by Jerome "Chef" McElroy


Who Killed Kenny: Killed in a dodgeball game.

Body Count: Kenny, killed by a dodgeball thrown with too much mustard during the match against China. Several other competing children fall under the gun of an angry, dodgeball-hurling Pip. Also a Washington, D.C. tourist run over by Ms. Crabtree's bus.

Factoid: The Nurse's name "Gollum" is actually the name of the creepy, monster-like character from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Also, "golem" is a Yiddish term referring to "an animate being created out of inanimate matter".


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regional titles

Conjoined Fetus Lady
Le Fœtus siamo-maxillaire
Schöner wär' ne Warze
La Donna Con Il Feto Incorporato
La mujer Unida a un Feto