Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys.
An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.
original airdate--June 21,2000
network: Comedy Central
music--theme music performed by the band Primus
Who Killed Kenny: Run over by an ambulance.