The Amazon Queen Varia is kidnapped by a masked warrior, leaving Gabrielle to lead the other Amazons on a bloody rescue mission. The plan takes a downward turn, however, when Xena's efforts to counteract the warrior's catapults are ineffective.
orig. airdate--February 24,2001 rating--2.2 million
music--The theme music "Kaval sviri" by Joseph LoDuca
Setting--Marga's tribe, Greece
Trivia--The episode title is a pun based on the book and subsequent film To Hell and Back, the autobiography of famous cowboy actor Audie Murphy portraying his World War 2 exploits as America's most decorated soldier.
"No shark bait was harmed during the making of this motion picture."