In order to protect Joy, Earl finds himself in desperate need to take care of number forty-five on his list, „ditched Jessie  to marry Joy." When Jessie, Earl's ex-girlfriend, returns to town hell bent on seeking revenge against Joy for causing Earl to leave her and knocking out her front teeth, Earl and Joy seek refuge in a lakeside retreat.

Jessie, however, cleverly weasels the secret location out of Randy enabling her to continue her pursuit.

original airdate--April 6,2006

music--Theme song "What goes around, that comes around" by Nescobar-a-lop-lop @ The Camden Country Band

1. "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock
2. "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas (Jessie and Joy fight)
3. "La resa dei conti" by Ennio Morricone
4. "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider (Jessie's workout montage)
5. "Night of the Slunk" by Buckethead

list--#145 Ditched Jessie to marry Joy.